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Evil: Remember, there's a Time Portal in the main chamber. Powers, that you would rather kill me than save your precious Felicity? Austin: What do you mean? Dr. Evil: Ow! You shot me, you a-hole! Austin: And now I'm going to kill you! Dr.Evil: Before you do that- Ow! Know this. That's true.ДЇelicity: What do you think of these, my man? Guard: Mommy! Austin: What a.'burn?' That sort of thing could get a man.'fired?' I think he was.'hot'.for.you.

General: Sir, are you suggesting that we blow up the moon? President: Would you miss it? (to the other generals) Would you miss it?ДЇrau: You know I will never love another man. Cor! This coffee smells like shit! Basil: It is shit, Austin. Austin: Whoop-de-doo! What does it all mean, Basil? Basil: It means that this is the location of Dr. We've discovered trace elements of a rare vegetable found only on one island, here, in the Caribbean. Why don't you just call it Operation Wang Chung, ass?Д«asil: Hello, everybody! Austin: Hello, Basil! Basil: The results are in. Evil: What now? Scott: The Alan Parsons Project is a progressive rock band in 1982. Therefore, we shall call it: 'The Alan Parsons Project'. Evil: The key to this project is the giant laser, which was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist, Dr. So that would be the first question in a new line of questioning, and wouldn't count in the other line of questioning. The second question was: 'Do I really have to ask you 2 more times?'. lair? Mustafa: I will take it to the grave with me. Austin: Do I really have to ask you 2 more times? Mustafa: Go to hell, Powers. Evil's secret volcano lair? Mustafa: (spits) I spit at the question. Evil hiding?! Mustafa: Damn! 3 times! He's hiding in the secret volcano lair. Evil hiding? Mustafa: You'll have to torture me. Evil hiding? Mustafa: Why would he tell me? I'm just one of his low-level functionaries. Felicity: Why did you tell us? Mustafa: I can't stand to be asked the same question 3 times. Austin: Who sent you?! Mustafa: Kiss my ass, Powers! Austin: Who sent you?! Mustafa: Dr. Evil: Bless you.ДЄustin: Who sent you?! Mustafa: You'll have to kill me. Evil: What did you call me? Scott: Oh, nothin'. Evil: You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a 'Death Star'. How do you get into those pants, baby? Felicity: You can start by buying me a drink.

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Austin: Oh, God!ДЄustin: Those are skin tight. Mummy, can I have some chocolate? I want some Mars bars! Felicity: Austin? Austin: Don't smack my bottom, mummy! Felicity: Austin? Austin: Sorry, love. Austin: AAAGH! Felicity: Damn it! How do we get in? Austin: Hello, Mummy. Evil's headquarters is just over that next ridge. Evil: What? What? Frau: You've got a little milk. Evil: How are things? Frau: I have come to embrace the love that dare not speak its name.

Evil: Frau Farbissina, Wie geht es Ihnen? (Translation: How are you?) Frau: Sehr gut, Herr Doctor. Ivana: It takes a keen intellect to play chess, Mr. Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia? Austin: I can guess, baby. Austin: And I Vanna toilet made out of solid gold, but its just not in the cards now, is it? Austin: Excuse me? Ivana: Ivana Humpalot. Take care of yourself and each other.ДЄustin: Who are you, baby? Ivana: Ivana. You can look around all you want, but what you're really tryin' to find is on the inside. Springer: You know, what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. Evil's voice: Here's your wedding present, Mr. Austin: OH, MY GOD! Austin: Vanessa! You're a fembot! Vanessa: No shit, Sherlock! Austin: Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those, baby? Vanessa: Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.

Tu imaginaciГіn estГЎ jugando con ti, querido.

I'm the same Vane- Vanessa: You must be- Vanessa. Dialogue Austin: Vanessa, what's going on? Vanessa: I don't know what you mean, Austin.

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